December 2011
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My parents tell me to enter the cave of the dragon, and they expect me to go in without any armor. They expect me to fight and even worse, to win.  And I’ll walk out of the cave every time. And they cheer because I’ve survived. All they see is that I’m still standing. They never seem to notice how badly I’ve been scorched in the process. 
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Everyone needs those family members
that support your debauchery and encourage your shenanigans.  Lucky for me, my gay uncles do both those things very well :D
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A List of 25 things to do before you're 25...
With one semester left in college, I typed into google “list of things to do in college” and this was one of the links. I’ll be 22 in 4 days and a college grad in 5 months. I feel pretty good about this list :]  1. Have a really good one-night stand with a gorgeous guy.  2. Do an illegal drug.  3. Live in another country (even if it’s just for a short period of time).  ...
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Listen“Gonna cuss the morning,  When it comes ...
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That awkward moment when you think about the...
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