And that's all I have to say about that

anniephantom:

love food like liz lemon loves food

love others like leslie knope loves ann perkins

love yourself like mindy lahiri loves herself

and rock your careers like all three of them

(via lyssaprincessa)

malformalady:

Queen of the Night tulips, also known as black tulips, are not really black but rather a deep maroon color.

malformalady:

Queen of the Night tulips, also known as black tulips, are not really black but rather a deep maroon color.

(via pearlkindagirl)

I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.

—(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: slugly, via alittleofyourtime)

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

PRRRREEEEAAAACCCHHHH

(Source: basedheisenberg, via absolutlysara)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/